Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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