she looked like the bat from fern gully.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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