Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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