let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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