this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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