Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
