i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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