Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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