Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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