: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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