If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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