Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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