booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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