I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wear drunk well.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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