You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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