I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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