There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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