I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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