Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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