Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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