remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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