honey bunches of taint.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
a search helicopter?!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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