Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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