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I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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