Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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