We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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