Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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