what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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