I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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