i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
