But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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