I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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