She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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