I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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