Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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