:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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