party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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