Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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