Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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