And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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