She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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