At least make sure they are 18
Why
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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