I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
whose ass print is on the piano?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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