What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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