My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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