what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
