I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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