windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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