you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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