Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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