I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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