So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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