I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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