can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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