: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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