was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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