I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
