so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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