we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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